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Human Brain Analysis

Posted by Vishal G R on July 19, 2011 at 4:44 AM

Women - Multiple processes

Women's brain is designed to concentrate multiple tasks at a time.

Women can Watch TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.


Men - Single Process

Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men cannot watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. He stops / mutes the TV while talking. He can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.


LANGUAGE

Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain sets up, but cannot find the solutions to problems.

Men cannot easily learn languages; he can easily solve problems.

A 3 year old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old boy.


ANALYTICAL SKILL

Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyse and find the solution for a process.

He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.

If a complex map is viewed by women, she cannot understand it. She cannot understand the details of the map easily.

For her - it is dump of lines in a paper.


CAR DRIVING

While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast.  If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object's (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and drive accordingly.

Whereas women take a long time to recognize the object direction / speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.

You can often see, while men drives the car fast, women sitting next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CAREFULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." etc..


LIE

Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily.

Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words coming from the mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lying.

Men's brain does not have this.

Women easily lie to men face to face.

So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your / her face with blanket..


PROBLEM

End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts the problems in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one.

You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.

End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain cannot classify the problems. She wants someone to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problem being solved or not.


WANTS

Men want STATUS, SUCCESS, solutions, big process... etc…

Women want RELATIONSHIP, friends, family...etc...


UNHAPPY

If women are unhappy with their relations, they cannot concentrate on work

If men are unhappy with their work, they cannot concentrate on the relations...


MAP

Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this.

While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to tea shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat without problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.

Women can't do this. They often lose their way to their seat.


LIFE

Life is very easy to Men. One good job (One alcohol bottle is enough for them - Optional)

Women want everything in life.


SPEECH

Women use indirect languages in speech.

Merlin asked Sam, "Sam do you like to have a cup of coffee?"

This means, Merlin wants a cup of coffee.    

Men use direct language. "Merlin, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop".


HANDLING EMOTION

Women talk a lot without thinking.

Men act a lot without thinking.

That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.


Ps: I am neither a psychiatrist nor the analyser - I dont even know if this has any scientific base. I got this info through mail - though its nice to share :)


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